I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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