I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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