Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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