she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...