Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?