it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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