In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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