Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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