dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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