New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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