your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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