NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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