i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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