i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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