I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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