Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He better not be in your backpack
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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