PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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