508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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