Having a random hookup so left but love u
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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