FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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