She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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