How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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