Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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