so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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