Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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