i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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