I love black thongs
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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