I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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