I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Operation Purity has been aborted
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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