Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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