this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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