Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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