Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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