I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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