make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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