Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
