wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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