I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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