She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..