Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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