i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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