What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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