I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
we should paint friendship bongs
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