Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
