There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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