Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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