the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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