I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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