its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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