You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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