is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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