Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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